(Source: hipstertheatrepictures)

how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
WHAT THE FUCk
I JUST PISSED MYSLEFNIGGA FUCK YO TEA
Yes all of this
ohmygod.
(Source: nsfwhumor, via wecanmakeitifwemove)
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
(via awesomephilia)
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
THAT. LAUGH.
(via awesomephilia)
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
(Source: unfierce, via stay-spooky)