how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
if this ever happened to me id probably just move
How to eat spaghetti
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
WHAT THE FUCkI JUST PISSED MYSLEF
NIGGA FUCK YO TEA
Yes all of this
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
did this broccoli just flip me off?
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.